flirting, dirty texts/phone calls and masturbation is under rated

so lately my life has been a little same old same old been working lots cuz i gotta save for my trip to thailand and this weekend in London for the tattoo convention. so when life is this dull you gotta spicy it up some and i pretty much think my most favorite thing to do is flirt!! flirting is fucking AWESOME and it makes me smile also because there is little action in these time I’m all about the dirty text, I’m all about dirty talk in general it proper get me going (if done in the right way you dont wanna be creepy) now when you get these texts and start to activate your imagination and really get into it masturbation rules i mean you know exactly when to start and stop exactly how much pressure when to slow down or speed up which means when you come urgh its good especially when you been thinking about banging some fucking hottie, now im telling you about this cuz i keep having awesome sex dreams and waking up horny as hell and getting down to it and its been hot!!! p.s phone sex rules to

Hmmm so this weekend is the London tattoo convention and I’m gonna be there with the lovely Holly D and we’re gonna be give away burning angel posters and stickers and I’m gonna be flirting my ass off with cute tattooed boy so if you in London taan come see us 😀 i’ll write a blog about it Monday xx

i hate computers and my brain!!

so my silly laptop still has some virus in it that comes back every time you start the flipping thing up so I’m gonna have to totally kill it and then bring it back to life the only problem with this is that i need to take all my music off of it 1st, now this wasn’t going to be a problem cuz i had an ipod with all my shit on but my life being the way it is last week some cunt face bitch from my work stole my ipod out of my bag (i work in a strip club and yes some stripper are CUNTS) so yep bad timing on that and now its proving the hardest thing every just to get all the music off, don’t ask me why my head cant really cope with all the information and i left it up to my dad to sort! anyway please someone buy me a mac book so i can be computer happy again and video chat!! 😀 xx